From Trashman to Trash

This is one of those occasions when I can be thankful for my rather... full personal life.

Today I see the green-eyed monster rearing its ugly head, and I am grateful that I don't seem to be suffering its effects.

Two months ago I would have been bitterly envying the humans here. I suppose that shows that the work I have been doing is bearing fruit.

Alucard, are you available to begin those lessons we discussed?